i think the best part was when i think #5 or 6 came with her mom and grandma, and mom and grandma ended up being part of the gang too

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

Wow! What an asshole!

Apparently he was kicked out of a bar recently for repeatedly harassing multiple women.

Don’t use my last name. But please do broadcast my smug, punchable face on national television!

She probably does have female friends but they’re probably not celebrities and it’s more low key? In comparison, Jen Aniston is famously close to other female celebrities and those friendships are in the limelight as opposed to Angie’s. what I’m trying to say is that Angie probably has friends over to watch Game of…

When Aaron Carter was Aaron Carter he was like, an 8 year old child, right? I legitimately only remember ever hearing him sing about candy and then he disappeared from the earth and now he is a 50 year old junkie.

I don’t want to [bombard] Anna, but I do want them to know…anything they need from me, I’m there for them. I just love [them] both.” 

Patti Stanger is such a tool.

You like basketball?

Ugh I love her, if only because her positivity is such a welcome antidote to how our society expects trans women to be: the tragic victim in our own story. Or the villain. Just showing that you can be trans and proud and also happy is revolutionary.

Their talent, whether you’d like to recognize it as such or not, is being able to drive engagement in a measurable way, which companies love. Numbers don’t discern whether you’re hate reading something or responding negatively, only that you are engaging. It’s the funny thing about it. The people that hate them the…

Same, I have no problem with cosmetic procedures and have had some myself :) Pretending she’s a 42-year-old who “naturally” has no wrinkles, puffed-up lips and stretched-open eyes is just a very known-grifter-Tracy-Anderson thing to do.

I have complicated feelings about Jennifer Lawrence. I don’t think she’s putting on an act, but I do think that the media choses to obfuscate the reasons for her swearing, drinking, and oversharing by packaging it as “relatability” and “realness.” I think she might actually be pretty unhappy, and I wonder how she’ll…

Also if Kimmy Schmidt was in a bunker for a damn decade and still knows about the Kardashians anyway through some sort of cultural osmosis, let’s not pretend that you, creature of Hollywood, have never heard of them, Darren

Oh, Raul, you could have made so much of the current shitshow a little more bearable simply by existing. But no, you left us, just like reason.

“doddering, senile, speed-addled dipshit”

Currently taking bets on how long it takes until he shows up at a rally with a bunch of fake medals on his ill-fitting suit coat.

Don’t forget the scented markers, Donny’s favorite is the white one which smells like racism.

• Hands in photos already circled in gold sharpie to send to Graydon Carter