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AND it’s a classic example of a man complaining about “discrimination against men” that actually stems from deep-rooted sexism against women. The reason he “can’t” be King is because Obviously kings are higher rank than queens, regardless of circumstances (complicated medieval royal heir marriages aside). He can’t be

Lord Darnley, the second husband of Mary Queen of Scots was epically butthurt that she wouldn’t grant him the Crown Matrimonial. This would have given him equal power with her and meant he got to keep the throne if he outlived her. As she also had a strong claim to the English throne, this was a big deal.

They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

I think there is speculation that Camilla will be queen when Charles ascends to the throne. Wasn’t Diana slated to be queen? And won’t Kate eventually?

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.

Isn’t it great when a man tasked with managing delicate situations is someone who can never ever in his own mind be wrong even if what he’s now contradicting is himself?

That headline is just staggering. I mean, yeah, this is hilarious. But, holy shit. This is our life now.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

I saw the word contract and for a second I actually thought he might have a case. LOL will I never learn? Then saw he never signed one, effectively backed away, and threw a baseless psychotic fit when it turned out someone else would get attention.

I would have paid to see a shark eat Donald Trump.

They made a right choice

As a child of immigrants who came here without knowing English, and to put themselves through graduate school with three kids inadvertently displaced by a civil war, I can most certainly say FUCK YOU to this entire administration.

OMG, I LOVE ANGELYNE. I lived on Sunset Blvd. for a few years and sighting her pink corvette cruising up the strip with her manicured hand waving out the window was always delightful. I don’t care where she comes from; she’s like the cat-guy or the weird inscriptions on the INN-N-OUT cups. She made herself into an

Wait. You mean to tell me the white guy in charge doesn’t think the all white casting team making decisions that lack diversity is a barrier to diversity? Because they’ve been working together so well making those same decisions year after year. They’re working really hard to change things, you guys.

Lost and Grey’s are ABC shows. Crazy Ex Gf, Jane the Virgin, and the Flash are CW shows. How can CBS possibly take credit for them?

I was so nasty to the graphic designer who made our wedding invitations.

Nah I’d take a photo of every cheque they send to pay off the $1 million and then when the book is filled with those images send it off as a personal reminder.

She probably did it to get more traffic to her blog. Anything for clicks, y’all! In all seriousness, I hope her blog tanks now. As of yesterday, the site was down. What a bitch.

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.