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Some of the most powerful men in the world just got tricked into corresponding with a troll because they didn’t verify a fucking email address. Our computer security is a joke thanks to incompetent politicians and demanding back doors into everything.

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As an Important Man who Writes Things On the Internet, I find this article reproachable, a pustule on the true virtues of manliness. I do not read articles such as this, I allow them to be placed in front of my eyes so that I may absorb their knowledge, a skill unbeknownst to the females who peruse this site—a site,

He’s also trying to put some distance between what’s going on and “Core Republican values”, acting like Trump isn’t a direct descendent of Goldwater, Nixon, Regan, the Bushes etc.

Meh. I’ll give him credit for acknowledging the GOP strategy toward Obama was nihilistic and bordered on sedition. First step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

It’s the political equivalent of “thoughts and prayers.” I thought and I prayed and NOTHING HAPPENED. What gives?

What Flake wants is to clear his name. Not only is he in trouble next year from within the party like you said but since Hillary came within 4 points of taking Arizona, and the demographic changes are occuring fast and furious in that state, he knows he’ll go down either in the primary or the general so he’s trying to

White people are allowed to be “good kids” no matter how old and no matter how criminal.

Slate called them “the Ivanka Trump of Newsletters” [...] The Awl called them “Pumpkin Spice Politics” ...

I am a news junkie and I do not read that crap. No news junkies I know, and I know a lot, read that crap. I find your statement hard to believe.

ALL OF THIS! And it’s especially offensive to me as a WOC. Because guess what, you Ivanka clones, my WOC ass and my POC friends and LGBTQ friends and non-rich friends (because like a normal person, 99.99% of my friends aren’t damn rich) don’t have the fucking luxury of “positivity.” Because the political situation is

Oh, I find that positivity bullshit to be its own form of aggression. A former friend of mine labeled anything she didn’t like or any critical opinion she didn’t agree with as “negative.” It was such a maddening, disingenuous copout.

I was part of their newsletter mailing in the beginning, a fresh college graduate trying to “be an adult” but was quickly annoyed when I felt like I was being talked down to by the snotty popular girls. I’ve found better, more informative newsletters since.

“Aggressive positivity” is also a character trait that makes me want to outright strangle the person.

“For now, the women are using their aggressive positivity to float above the negative press”

I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.

True story, I dated a guy who lived down the street from the ice cream truck depot in the West Village. Around 5pm, every summer evening, they all roll out as an adorably coordinated sugar-fueled cheer army. The jingles were always delightful because even though they were loud, they just sound like happiness.

Just a reminder: People complained that Hillary was too close to Wall Street as a reason to support Trump.

If only I could remove the hot takes from random white women about Beyonce’s pregnancy and (Beyonce in general) as easily

Bucks County, for when you absolutely can’t make it down to Florida.