Hahaha Bobby Jindal could simply be monitored from that excellent security cam in his back yard.

I casually asked my very conservative father his opinion of Donald Trump as a candidate. He said Trump wasn’t his favorite candidate but that he had been “misunderstood” in the comments he made about Mexico. Also, he would vote for Trump if it was Trump vs. Hillary.

What do you think it was like when Trump first met Cohen? I picture a falling away and crumbling of the office walls, and them standing in a sunlit, daisy strewn meadow, gazing in disbelief at the other half of their true heart. Then they run through the grass together and slaughter a unicorn.

OH, I GET IT. hohoho, you caaaard.

But if young women don’t read Cosmo, how will they learn the simple and finite rules of haircare? Murderers will be getting off scott free.

Cosmo encourages readers to have hookup sex with strangers, attend sex parties, attempt positions that are known to leave physical damage, and more. Many doctors have advised against these “tips” from Cosmo, yet their words of warning remain silenced and ignored.

I don’t know but I read Cosmo as a teen and early 20-something and it didn’t turn me into a degenerate fiend.

Can we rename Trump The Hair Who Shall Not Be Named? Does anyone have a better suggestion?

He is garbage.

#ICONIC

Women! You’re leaking, aging, hairy, overweight, and everything hurts. And your children’s clothes are filthy. And your voice is wrong. For God’s sake, sort yourself out!

Why can’t people be cooler and just say ‘Sup, cobra’ and let him live his hallway life?! Maybe he just locked himself out of his apartment!

Maybe he was just trying to hitch a ride to his cousin’s funeral in Austin? (RIP, Austin Cobra)

I will be 100 years old on my deathbed and I will not forget watching Mariah traipse all over her penthouse in that episode of Cribs.

I want Washington and Henson to do a bank heist film as co-directed and co-written by Guy Ritchie and Quentin Tarantino. Set it in London with Samuel L. Jackson as an American mafia don and Tom Hardy as an English crime lord looking for the women, who are some of the world greatest thieves, after they have stolen from…