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Of course they got a GOP woman to bring froth the bill. They’re having their women do the dirty work to try to avoid the very valid “war on women” argument that hurt them last year. Is there an equivalent of an “Uncle Tom” specificallg for women? If not, I nominate Joni Ernst for that position.

Planned Parenthood IS women’s health, you decrepit, balding, pasty pieces of shit.

But like, so do half my friends. Sooooo....

Someone had to say it, and I’m glad it was you.

I think we have enough of these now to do March Madness bracket. Please.

I had the taste of a femme d’un certain age at 22. Now I have the taste of a 22 year old. *sigh*

Har-har! Linda Tripp complaining about someone lacking “integrity”. I assume she keeps all the mirrors in her house covered.

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

The suggestion that Hillary was actually running the White House in the 90s is the first thing that’s made me want to vote for her. That was a good fucking decade.

rich people problem

That’s because he gives zero fucks about Jews who actually died in the Holocaust. He only cares about using the image for shock value. I’d be surprised if he knew that it wasn’t just Jews, either. It was gays, Polish, Jehova’s Witnesses, gypsies. But you don’t see him talking about how there are maniacs in his own

What is the right’s obsession with Nazi Germany and the Holocaust?

I would have never thought that Donald Trump, the reigning King of GOP Stupid Statements, would have anyone seriously challenging him for his crown, but with Huckabee going full Godwin and Rick Perry telling us we should be shooting guns in dark theaters, I think there may be a real contest for the title.

I am loving everybody trying to out-Trump Trump. The entire nasty id of the Republican party is being exposed to the world. It’s only a matter of time before one of them uses the n-word.

Take out the vowels, and you are left with "RNC PR BS", which is the most on-the-nose description of him that I've ever heard.

Yes! Yeeeeees, Republicans! Keep The Donald! Make him your primary candidate! Pin all your hopes on him!

Common can get it.

She is basking in the glow of being desired. Also, she is basking in the glow of her blazing garage.

there are actually plenty of subreddits that I find entertaining/useful/enlightening. it’s just, you know, there’s a pile of dead rotting fish under the bed.