Man, the endorphin rush that comes with reading such a righteously furious and intelligent post like this is wonderful.

Sweet Monkey Jesus.

“Black features are beautiful. Black women are not. ” This is the perfect explanation of what cultural appropriation is and why it’s gross. Substitute “Black” with “(American) Indian” and it still works.

And she’s only 16?!? She’s going to be so wonderfully terrifying someday.

IMPORTANT:

Yoko Ono's "zenish" stuff is beginning to irritate me.

Seeing all the young girls front and center to watch gives me all.the.feels. I just love it.

There were SO many little girls there in USWNT jerseys. Even the Atlantic Avenue subway stop was full of them, when we headed back to Brooklyn. So awesome to see.

The most watched soccer event ever in the US? Damn. Most outstanding.

I feel that we Americans throw a hell of a party

I’m two years older than you. I’m a mother, and have loved the whole mothering thing. But my kid went to college when I was 40. I never felt the empty nest.

That dress in the forefront looks like what comes out of a Diaper Genie. I’m so confused.

Meh. I think Giuliana is leaving because Bill finally put his foot down about moving to Chicago.

Between this and your Twitter feed, you’re like the Tumblr whisperer.

You left out the best part: “It turned out to be a toy that decided to talk profanity,” Merten said.

At one point, reporter Mario Boone, who I can only assume drinks to forget his day job, says “listen again” then plays us the smoking gun: a beeping noise.