Narrator: She was not, in fact, cake.

Or -- and hear me out, because this is a little wild -- two well-crafted shows can succeed without either of them needing to be a reaction to the other or their audiences.

At the same time, they’re known for doing their best to ruin some of those series via changed episode orders, moving the nights shows air, and quick cancellations for no apparent reason (other than ratings fluctuating because of Fox’s own interventions). Some shows even thrived once moving to new networks like…

By far the most troubling revelation came via a bio for Batgirl, published to the game’s website, that suggested she’d recovered from her disability through “raw willpower and determination.”

I have never understood some people’s extreme dislike for this guy. He had nothing to do with Family Guy turning into a pile of bigoted, unfunny dogshit.

In my experience, when I ran a poll (this was some 6+ years ago though) on a pirate scene forum for an article I was writing, I asked how many people would buy a game if it wasn’t / couldn’t be cracked. Only 14% said they would buy the game if a game wasn’t cracked and it was a game they really wanted. Most said that…

Exercise patience in purchasing decisions? It sounds like you’ve developed a habit that you’re unwilling to abandon. I get that, I used to be a smoker. I will also fully admit to downloading an old ROM and popping it into RetroArch for a spin.

Ha, you must love the smell of your own farts. Christ, the self-entitlement of this dumb take smells from here.

And you can wash that down with this.

This clip has been making the rounds all week but some of y’all desperately need to see it.

Eh, I think it’s a little dramatic calling this the drought. This time of year was pretty crappy on Gamepass last year too. There’s still a large library for people to pick through (just look at the slideshow from last month that’s linked in the article). If you’ve managed to make it through them all, either your job…

Anyone who isn’t finding value in the gamepass is bonkers-crazy-pants or has already spent their money on every game to come out each month. As someone on a tight budget, there is at least one game announced each month that pays for the whole subscription. I can understand un-subbing because you just don’t have the…

You get the feeling he once went on a budget Princess Cruise to the Mexican Riviera over a long weekend, and is judging the whole industry by that one experience. 

What the hell is up with Dave’s Trans fixation. This ish is beyond weird by now.

And if they get bored after one month, at least they discovered for themselves.

“Others say that EA is primarily interested in a merger arrangement that would allow Wilson to remain as chief executive of the combined company.”

So that’s two weeks in a row with sub-day-1 major spoilers in article titles for this site. Will get get a threepeat?!?!?!?!

Idk, like a title saying “The new Chip and Dale movie has a surprising Video Game related cameo” and just have a pic of Chip and Dale instead and spoiler mark the actual cameo?

There was a piece about him a few years back that was all about how he jumped from business to business and was working all day and night.  I suspect the truth is he hits a conference call every few hours and just sits at his desk playing that shitty mobile game rip off civilization he claims he loves. 

I have never understood why his art is praised so much. It’s one of those things where everyone but you seem to agree on one thing, so you think either you’re too dumb or everyone else is crazy.