Mambo No. 5 ain’t got nothing on this:

So I finally watched what this whole Pineapple meme is...

It’s too bad the prime interface is terrible.

Major League disappears on the same day as the 6th game of the World Series?

“And I’ve seen 311 four times!”

Why does Ed Boon assume it is Scorpion? Without color, it could be Scorpion, Sub-zero, Smoke, Reptile, Rain, Ermac, Chameleon, or Noob Saibot.

He’s not evil, he’s just seeking vengeance

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…

i agree about keeping politics out of actual videogames, but this shit is funny, i mean look at that billboard, come on.

That’s what really irks me in these shitty scenarios; there’s no history.

But why swerve? Just brake for crying out loud. You wouldn’t, er, the car wouldn’t need to choose between frustrated murder or multiple murder. It’s more than capable of seeing what’s ahead. Just brake in time, don’t turn in anywhere.

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t even want Bush to “throw” the show to her and co-host Hoda Kotb. “She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right,” we’re told.

“We can’t take too many more grasshoppers, captain. Shields are at 19% and falling.”

Take a hike, racist.

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

My friends, the Trump campaign has decided to go full Jared Leto joker.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”