Between the far left and the far right, only one is Nazi adjacent.

It is all Tesla’s fault. Damn, the husband is so brainwashed from drinking the Tesla kool=aid. 

A 9/11 style takeover became impossible once they started locking the cockpit doors. That was the only real change they needed.

If you really lean into the road trip aspect, the game is beautiful.

Oooof no. That was an unmitigated disaster in storytelling. If you can get past the fact that half of the dialogue is in grunts and emotes, you’re treated to layer cake of tropes and a formulaic bromance with nothing interesting to say, nor any way to say that nothing interestingly (and the VO is terrible to boot). If…

Im partially here with you.  15 blows.  Gameplay never improves, and the story is absolutely moronic.  FF13 has an ok story, I like the combat system.  But at least it felt coherent as a game, if too linear and lacking in real side quests, npcs, and such.  I loath 15.  

I think I watched the Kingsglaive anime and the shorts before playing when it came out. The game was a hot mess and the story made no sense. Everyone now says its great because of all the patches and DLC but I refuse to play it because seriously to hell with Square for screwing me out of £60 for an incomprehensible…

More like Worst Final Fantasy in its entire series run. FF13 at least had a good story if even if its gameplay kinda sucked. FF15 was shallow in both gameplay and story.

I feel like I go insane when I keep saying Metroid Dread is a disappointment when Metroidvanias have moved so far ahead with Ori, HK and Bloodstained.

The game releases February 2nd. They had the “alpha” back in November, three months before release. The game has been in development for like 8 years or more.

Difference being Metroid Prime only colors doors; for stuff like spider ball tracks or boost areas or cracked walls, it tracks nothing.

Metroid Dread actually gives you a map accurate down to the block, and if you bomb a space and uncover that a specific item is needed to break that space, the map tracks it even if you…

I mean live service or not, the gameplay I saw was four characters using similar but apparently different-feeling superleapy traversal to unload bullets into giant glowing weak spots, which is not a gameplay style I’m especially interested in, especially as a followup to the Arkham games.  Like even if they do an…

I literally stared at the word for a good 20 seconds trying to figure out how to pronounce it.  That’s a really bad sign.

Even the name is peak GM. Ultifi is probably(?) meant to rhyme with wifi, so pronounced at ul-teh-fy. But I read it as ul-tee-fee and that’s a real great name guys, off to a great start.

What I find funny about most paid cosmetic DLC is that it is not desirable at all. Like I would be embarrassed to wear it. I mean, yes, some of it looks cool and makes your character look like a badass, but at the same time, I feel like if I were to wear something like that it would just make me look like a sucker.…

The Integra one is so weird. It is objectively better than a Civic in several ways that people normally pay for. It’s literally the reason luxury brands like Buick and Cadillac, let alone Acura and Lexus, exist.

Prius counterpoint: I just did a ~3400 mile roadtrip in my 2017. Much of it was done at ~80mph through places like Texas.

Stop playing freemium games. They are all about exploiting you. 

Shocking that people aren’t wild about $60k (at 7% interest!) cars with limited, often-broken charging infrastructure and insane repair and maintenance costs.

Wil