I was in a lift with him once. He's about the size of a pepper mill. He's doing a series of ads on British TV for P&O cruises which are the utter personification of unbearably smug.

Saw this some while ago. Yep, strained and somehow rather cynical. I was really bored after about half a hour, and the pseudo-drama scenes really don't work.

To be fair, it was shit…..

Hey! That shot of Laura Bush wearing the crop-top with 'Cumdumpster' written in glitter had me knocking one out all hours of the day and night.

I was wondering which 30 For 30 he'd directed.

I was wondering which 30 For 30 he'd directed.

Sad, but true, and I'll take Roth over Sandler in Inglorious Basterds every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

I've seen a lot of the Japanese extreme stuff such as Grotesque, Organ and various Guinea Pigs and they just bore me. No rationale, no motive, pacing or characterisation and very variable levels of technical competence. Seems some people see them as 'achievements' to be sat through rather than anything that can…

I've seen a lot of the Japanese extreme stuff such as Grotesque, Organ and various Guinea Pigs and they just bore me. No rationale, no motive, pacing or characterisation and very variable levels of technical competence. Seems some people see them as 'achievements' to be sat through rather than anything that can…

Knock Knock is already a remake, of the 1978 pic Death Game, as the credits clearly show.

That's probably cleverer than anything in the script, and even then it's not a true rhyme.

And last week he was in The Dark Tower. Time to find another tenpercenter, Mr. Haysbert.

Keeps doing stuff like this he's be the poor man's Scott Foley.

Hope he sees this.

Press kit courtesy of Santorum PR.

No queyborg instrument is particularly easy.

'Oi! You! Sing this!'

It is our quest to discredit Kinja at all times and blame it for everything. Call it, if you will, The Kinja Mission.

Or, and I swear to whatever entity you kneel before that this is true, actually write it in felt pen on the side of the monitor. A friend did that on his PC. He was, still is, an idiot.

Okay, Samir Mezrahi, problem two - cancer.