…This year, I'll stay on the beer, And give myself something special… special….

Sadly yes, sent to the Land of Winds and Ghosts…..

Urethra insulation. And now I join the ranks of those who seem to have lost their mind….

That really was a shocker, the last straw. And if our paths never cross again after the upcoming debacle, Dik, it's been a slice.

'I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge………….. See you later…..'

He's never going to die, is he? Lorne Michaels will outlive us all….

Leno seems to truly love the thrill of driving and everything about cars and engines. Seinfeld is just 'Hey, look at how many Porches I've got. Look at all the garages I've got to get for all the Porches I've got. More than you.'

Did a one-off Sunday night stand-up gig at the London Palladium about three years ago. Very cheapest seats right up in the nosebleeds, which in the Palladium may as well be in Kilburn, were £175. He's a people person, a rich people's person.

Use the scidilla - ç - then you can ç*nt away all day…..

'Do not, my President, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!'

Aww, used to be only 48. Didn't Idaho finally crack?

Jeff, next door. I miss him….

The Morning Star, the UK Communist newspaper, used to be famous for it's horse racing tipsters, and would very often beat all the other paper's racing columnists and come up with big winners, which I always thought was also a bit counterintuitive…

Since we're all going to get bounced let's see if you can still do this - çunt! Yes, you can!

Grillo, the one who left the Marxuach Brothers before they made it big…

Not in my head it isn't….

More like Jossy The Vampire Layer! I'm here all week! Until Kinja shuts us all out….

And on that note, we say goodbye to Disqus……

As long as he doesn't spend it on any more of that super-creepy Popeye test footage…..

Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs… all next week on Town Talk. *smash*