Ever heard the Irene Grandi song Otto Y Mezzo? Euro-pop belted out brilliantly.

And you wonder why there's a shortage of quotation marks these days….

Rafa Benitez's slightly younger brother.

What do you think of the film, I think it's a stone cold masterpiece. Saw it again on re-release last year. Just wonderful.

What is in the script and what is eventually on the screen are very rarely the same thing.

Which The Daily Mail screamed would kill at least 50 million people worldwide. Actual fatality count - 13.

ElDan? Is that you?

So, Pierce Brosnan.

We know……. we know…..

Tolkien had some very cool christian names - Johosophat Reggie Reggie.

The actor Robert Hardy, who died last week, aged 91, was taught not only by J.R.R. Tolkien but also C.S. Lewis at Magdalen College, Oxford, in the late forties.

And what does Mrs. Ack think of this, or is that a totally redundant question?

Katherine Ryan has the best take on Ivanka, saying she made the most basic golddigger's mistake - she went too young. The ideal age should be just one line of coke and a vigorous hand job away from getting your talons on the money.

What size was the friggin' box?!

Three bees.

*draws up business plan for LemonParty coins, credit cards and traveller's cheques*

At least we know what slot it would fit.

I blame Jorts.

Too clever by ha.

Allen'a favourite Bergman film always was Scenes From A [Child] Marriage.