I've seen them live, aptly in London, and they were terrific, best band I saw last year.

Knackers flapping in the breeze….

So can you confirm, in a very real and legally binding way, that budgie smugglers are optional?

Lovely use of the semi-colon there.

Google The Dark Tower review on The Wrap. Staggering! For McConaughey it says 'Imagine RuPaul channelling Clint Eastwood'. And that's not the worst of it….

If you think this is a poor review read the early ones for The Dark Tower. Appalling…..

Who's 'Hot Mic'?

How To Not Set Your Kitchen On Fire by Red Adair.

To's recent 3D musical Office is also remarkable. In the UK Sparrow came out in a package of the DVD, a excellent second disc of extras and a CD of that wonderful score, although my favourite of all his output may be the superb PTU.

Did you get the job?

Anthony Scaramucci had it all, a beautiful wife, a child on the way, a great job at a Wall Street hedge fund and a Harvard Law Degree….. Now he works for me, my name is Charlie….

DTM, oddly popular porn sub-genre.

Only man whose glasses were made by the people who did the lenses for the Hubble telescope. RIP GAR.

That I only have one upvote to give…..

Bollocks! Beat me to it!

Friends? Try victims.

Bifocals Of The Dead, not one of his best. (Apologies Mr. Romero)

Tempted to call all this off now, that's just superb.

Can you imagine how much the Trump administration is costing Justin Trudeau? Each day he reads the news and pisses himself laughing. The dry cleaning bills must be enormous!

I heard he sleeps with the fishes. What?! Ohhhhhh……