Yes. No. Maybe. Who's asking? Where am I? Why are you doing this to me? Is it about the contract? Stop hurting me! I'll do anything you want. Except that.

Will the backup still have same day shipping?

Augh! Worst thing I've thing I've suffered from. Wanted to slam it in a door….

And you teeth are just lovely now!

Years ago a friend of mine who was a 'resting' actor took a gig appearing in a charity fundraiser for a dialysis unit, wearing a large maroon kidney outfit as 'Sidney the Kidney'. We have never let him forget it…..

'It's either this dude or the loony bin!' The number of times I've heard that……..

Another first class job, Will, superb. I mean, Silver Bears? I worked with David Warner eons ago on Ken Russell's Lakeland poets project and he remains one of the nicest people I've ever met.

I think that's the paperback. I'll link to an image of the hardback if I can find one. And he's definitely one of the funniest writers I've ever read.

Holding an apple!

I used to know the guys in a band called Guitars Have Ghosts. Decent band actually, never got anywhere.

Someone else who has seen Life Size. You mean the 70's French pic and not the Lindsay Lohan debacle, yes?

The British humorist Alan Coren once asked his publishers what sold well and was told books about pets, golf and the Third Reich. His next book was entitled Golfing For Cats and had a large swastika on the cover.

Anne how….

Fun Mum Dinner. Has there ever been a less promising movie title? Grown Ups 2 excepted of course.

He's under contract to Paramount for MI:6 so they're the one cracking the whip, or withholding the razor.

Tumescent purple.

This summer, Henry Cavill IS Marlboro Man: The Movie

Victorian neer do'wells and blaggards.

So they're not going with 70's porn star Superman?

'… To boldly go where literally bus loads of men have gone before….'