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Diabolik Returns
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George Reeves: Hello? Hello?! Anybody remember me? This talentless hump used my murder as his fuckin' comeback after Gigli, which should have been a death sentence anyway!

Ever heard any of the John Carpenter / Kurt Russell tracks. Wonderful, funny stuff, like you're in a bar with them.

Seconded.

The commentary track on the disc is great. Basically he and Daniel Stern rewrote the entire script and even directed large chunks, then had all their work undone when New World Pictures heavily re-edited the original version.
For those who haven't read it, Will's RR with him is superb, one of the best he's ever done.
RI

Nobody's mentioned Squat & Gobble?

With their special Art Flakey pastry.

Did the 'P' fall off the first word on the sign.

Enjoy our bottomless wine refills!

They just ripped that from 70's horror movies like Blacula, Blackenstein, Black The Ripper, The Blummy, The Blolfman, The Blantom Of The Blopra and Blem

There's a new place near me called Yard Sale Pizza. Not exactly appetising….

Entire section to be shut down in 3… 2…

Homoerotic Fumes was signed by the Tennessee Tremblers for the 89-90 season. Never really broke through and is now back in Oregon, drinking paint.

How about a series of exquisitely cut silhouettes?

Flash cards with a Morse code soundtrack. Or perhaps individually drawn and coloured avant-guard frames a la Len Lye.

Even better, try cubes of fresh melon, and make sure the milk is icy cold. Just wonderful.

Did you say 'knives'?…..

The upside is that Whitmire now has the lead in Muppets Least Wanted

Karen Cisco should have run much longer than it did.

Kanye?

Why isn't it called A Biden With Me?