Oh jeez, so the whole thing is basically a truly creepy version of The Producers…..

'… As though it had slid there.' Very nice, IV, very nice indeed.

Is Frank Agrama still in charge of Harmony Gold? Met him once. Wouldn't trust him further than I could fling him in a medieval catapult.

There was a character called Roy Fucker? Something must have gone way wrong in translotion.

Both this and Amityville: The Awakening have been hanging around far too long to raise expectations too far, although Inside was truly unsettling.

Wow. I got him for nothing. Bargain!

No, we haven't enough pointed fingers.

Monkey Shines is a terribly underrated pic. Really tense and uncomfortable, with a terrific performance from John Pankow (whatever happened to him anyway?)

Very well put, and now I'm going to have a few vodkas, remember seeing Goblin live-tracking Dawn Of The Dead last year, and probably watch Day Of The Dead..

A true, tragic loss. A man who provided so much from which others took and thrived and a fine director who really should have been allowed to escape his genre constraints. So many projects with which he was attached, such as the fantastic-sounding Phibes Resurrectus and a political thriller entitled, I believe, Overth…

Utterly useless. For all the buzz I got I may as well have shoved them up my ass! ***Ducks simply enormous vaudeville hook ***

Maybe so, but I was still waiting to order a breakfast burrito.

I couldn't believe how a film so incredibly loud could be so bloody dull.

I saw the film - Polk Comes To Frogtown

Did anybody else see the terrible sequel, Heavy Metal - F.A.A.K 2 or was it just me?

Speaking of, anybody heard from ElDan recently?

As in Judge Druid?

Just 3?

Actually a very fine actor who got trapped in genre movies. After he made his name in The Exterminator he found it difficult to break away from action pics. I met him a couple of times, once on the set of a dire Cannon film, Three Kinds Of Heat (universally known as Eight Reels Of Shit) and although he had no…

One was proposed, with such as Speakman and 80's stars such as Matthias Hues, Don 'The Dragon' Wilson, Billy Blanks etc but it never got off the ground.