Or American Kickboxer John Barrett?
What d'yer mean, never heard of him?

I once interviewed him. Perfectly pleasant but very obviously purely a businessman who couldn't give a shit about films but saw it as an efficent way of making money, i.e. maximising the assets by re-editing a certain amount of footage into as many different 'productions' under different titles as possible and getting…

I think it was the famous opera singer Elisabeth Schwartzkopf who, on the BBC's Desert Island Discs, chose eight of her own recordings to take with her to the fictional island. She also, between tracks, told the interviewer, Roy Plomley, just how magnificent, and her own performances in particular, her choices were.

Now there's a film, Scott And Carroll And Bingo And Steve…. (One for the all-important teen demographic there…)

The great thing about Superboy Prime is the same day shipping.

Brilliant….

Details, details…..

Shame he didn't go into TV and produce House.

Idiots, no. Genuine psychos, one of whom is apparently currently in the 'bin for stabbing her then-fiancee, guilty.

Butterfly. And yes, it is, a really uncomfortable and probably accidentally deeply unsettling piece of work.

Don 'No Soul' Simmons as Ben Carson.

So 'Porsche' is a slang term for cocaine now?

Next story - Woman's hand refuses to accept death even after being sliced in half….

For the love of Cod…… I've haddock nuff of this…..

Expand that to Scotland in general and you will have learned a valuable lesson.

Wiki 'Horace Bachelor'. Delightfully eccentric and entertaining.

The Illustrated Mom?

Don't Touch My B——— During Lesson 23…..

Well, that's Wimbledon ruined for me this year…..

Go on……