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Diabolik Returns
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So, Mr. Lawyer, this is where your client sues Fox, exposes their deceit and clears his name, to walk from court a free and blameless, innocent man.

More intolerance of biciptuals.

You want to get Miles Teller cheap? Call Mr. M. Teller (no relation, honest) on 555-495-3821. Also cheap Reed Richards costume for sale.

Thank you for your service. Now blow into this bag, you pissed-up little sot.

And Spielberg has never appeared as the villainess in a painfully pointless Power Rangers reboot. Major filmmaker my arse!

Condensed milk comes from small, tightly packed cows.

Every cloud has a Silverside.

So would I, handsomely, but I do everything handsomely *preen*

Was their business relationship fully consommeted?

Forget it, drop the subject. That's shallot.

Or O'Neal's 'Whiskies Delivered In Bulk What I Have Swilled' MySpace page. Still active surprisingly.

I thought Lala Land was the name of the character she was playing, an aspiring Hong Kong actress.

Septimius Severus sounds a right pill.

Wait a couple of days for the headline about Tom Hardy burying his Woody….

Exactly! Have the two of them ever been seen in the same room?

Harlee McBride *sigh* married Richard Belzer *WTF?!*

Well, she's Welsh.

Dawn, no more 100% Pure West. RIP Mr. Mayor.

How? Rakishly, at a saucy angle.

At the very least, and product placement for Tunnock's Teacakes.