I said that because it was originally going to open at the London Palladium in late 2014, which became a vague 'mid '15' then Christmas '15, and then just 'late '16', and no other announcements, so I just assumed it had been binned.

A TV series about a very minor Scottish football team? Hooray!

Oh dear god…..the Scorpion King. I think the CGI people admitted they ran out of time and the effects in that sequence are largely unfinished. Remember being so disappointed after really enjoying the first pic.

Suppose this puts the tin lid on the Austin Powers stage musical he's been working on and repeatedly delaying for years.

But that and the British Museum setting should have been the finale, not the beginning. Just so much CGI at the end there's so little human involvement.

I love Rachel Weitz in the museum at night. 'Achmed?…. Mustafa?…… Bob?….' Don't know why that makes me laugh so much.

I'm quite partial to Dawn Of The Mummy, a quite dreadfully acted but gory little Italian / Egyptian shocker, and The Mummy Theme Park, one of a trio of entirety green-screened horror pics by 'Al Passari' (Massimilano Cercei) which are amazingly ambitious but have a budget of about $34.75 across the three and are…

XYZ Films were also involved in the Raid duo and the Mo Brothers' Headshot. Colour me in.

Always thought it was 'yung' rather than 'young'.

Upvoted for the Road Games reference. Amazingly underrated film.

Didn't know he did an RR. Will look it up. Hopefully they mention The Squeeze, a fantastic Michael Apted thriller of the late 70s with Keach as an alcoholic ex-London cop. Superb performance.

Unfortunately no one wanted to dine at 'Roseanne's Loose Meat', somewhat understandably.

Years ago Australian cattle farmers had an advertising campaign to combat falling beef sales. The slogan - 'Eat more beef, you bastards!'

Been too long since a reply started like that…..

'…loose meat legend Fred Angell in Muscatine, Iowa,' what a beautifully melifuous phrase.

'As you know, me partial to cookie' SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!! ;-)

I know someone who has read The God Of Small Things six or seven times, but told me she's having trouble getting through the first fifty pages of this.

That's just brilliant! I'd happily watch those three back to back.

You put that headline there just KNOWING what sort of responses you'd get. This is why we lost the caption competition!

I would have loved to have seen the ending as it was written in Carpenter's original script, with Dunaway seeing herself being attacked through the killer's eyes, and having to defend herself even though she can't see her own POV. The producers said it would be too difficult to film and the audience wouldn't…