You pour your vegetables into them and they drain. Obvious, really.

Please, they can manage one, two, three, lots.

So what's their MPR (Miles per rock)?

'…“several mainstream artists and celebrities” who have the respect of the Juggalo community'. So probably not Tila Tequila again, or whatever that vile Hitler-loving cow is called.

Dearie me, you're fond of yourself aren't you. You know when Mommy said your were 'special'? She lied.

True, Lobsters and Daffy Dick, both him.

From Monday the AV Club will be officially renamed 'Pyro Club'.

I once looked up what 'sounding' meant, having seen it referred to In Savage Love. Holy christ……. why would anybody do that to themselves?!

'…write and 20 page' Yes, utterly pointless.

Why is it always a dungeon? Why not a sex attic? Or a sex conservatory? Perhaps better not have a sex outhouse.

Like an orange stuck on a pencil.

Scott looks suitably possessed in that pic.

That was in a way the second version of the film, the original being with Nicol Williamson as the Nazi and Brian Gibson directing but filming was halted when the funding collapsed and never resumed.

If we're talking about the same thing, a friend of mine asked me about it while it was on, asking if I'd seen it but couldn't remember the title, until he memorably said 'that show, what's it called…. oh yes, Wang?' Well, nearly.

He bought it in case there was any porn on it, didn't he?

Merguez is terrific, wonderfully tasty.

It was a 2-for-1 offer. There was a coupon in the local paper.

I and the ex had sibling kittens done at the same time because one was - er - starting to get too interested in the other. Who didn't seem to mind, strangely. When we got them home they were pretty dazed but a tin of salmon and some gold top milk later they soon forgot about ever having dangly bits and just went back…

That one in the top picture looks dead….

Harissa mixed with ketchup is also damn tasty.