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Diabolik Returns
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With his backing band The Funky Handshake Crowd.

There's too much human warmth and empathy in the eyeholes.

Those Wacky Disco Werewolves 2 - The Wackening.

Actually it's not bad, saw it last year. A nice idea but doesn't entirely come off. Mind you, better than 90% of the horror dreck coming along currently. Worth a watch.

The fact that Guadagnino is helming the Suspiria remake, with an amazing cast, has made me anticipate it rather than just filling me with dread.

Liefall

Mutated Development

I saw something similar in a Bangkok night club.

Dear god, the hair, the shirt, the everything else…… rip it all down and start again….

The videos with the super-heated nickel ball are just fascinating. Especially as you never hear the filmmaker / mad scientist / utter psychopath say a word, or appear on camera. You just see the tongs, the braising torch, the nickel ball and……. the target.

I'm looking forward to the State of the Onion address.

Butt Ratner, that was him. Big Butt Ratner.

No more, okay! That shallot.

'This sale runs the gamut of scents as well, from Midsummer’s Night to Pink Sands to Mountain Lodge, and everything in between' - Including Christie's Armpit, K-Mart Privy, Dolphjn's Blowhole, Slaughterhouse Runoff, Corn Plaster, Glassblower's Crack, and Iowa.

Imdb says Maria Thayer was born in Boring, Oregon. Or maybe there wasn't a comma.

Jeeves works for Bingo Little now. He isn't happy, but a position's a position.

More Gene Parmesan? Grate!

- Write your own opening crawl. Jeez, bet most of those were either inane, banal or obscene. With crappy spelling.

A Utah Teapot sounds like a very specific, and possibly hazardous, sexual act. [Edit] Actually I hit your link and that article is fascinating.