I remember the Die Hard 3 website which was the first, in least in my experience, where you could download wallpapers and screensavers. I've always wondered which was the first film to actually have a website?

Her, eh? Go On….

Last Man Standing I just thought tedious, and Undisputed I either wanted to go either less or more exploitative, one of the two. Bullet To The Head I just thought was grim, especially when Thomas Jane was fired to be replaced by the Asian actor Sung Kang, apparently after Millenium Films were pressured by Eastern…

Hey, how are you getting those through the filters. I thought the penalty for typing that into Disqus was instant death. I used to get through it by using 'çunt'

You see, people as 'American English', but as an East Londoner may I say it isn't bandied about over here as much as you seem to think. It is still The Bad Word. There are certain words which used to have power, and men have been killed for calling another a 'bastard', when that word was the unsayable, and meant the…

When Steve Smith comes out with that in American Dad, after being attacked by the maniacal cat, it is just glorious how it is rendered.

As I've mentioned here before, my local in East London is occasionally a little lively, and on one occasion they used me as a bouncer to get a rather volatile chap out without detonating, which did my ego no end of good. About this time last year on a Friday night there was an argument between two young guys which…

COCK/OFF

Oh dear god, yes….

I love The Skin I Live In, even though I'm sure Antonio Banderas is made-up to resemble Colin Clive, obviously….

Hit & Miss…… you know some dickwipe screenwriter heard that phrase and suddenly, like a 20w bulb going off in the skull, thought up the plot. Just as I would have done.

As the Colonel says below, or probably above by now, they're Miramax. And there have always been rumours that, like Cannon, perhaps deals were being done for other reasons, and I will answer questions as to that under advisement from my lawyers. It was more fun in the mid / late 80s, when Miramax were just coming to…

Love Walter Hill's earlier stuff, and Streets Of Fire is criminally underrated, but remember he also brought us Another 48 Hrs., Wild Bill, Last Man Standing, Supernova and Undisputed (how can a Hill pic go straight to video most everywhere? Answer - watch it), and eleven years later Bullet In the Head. His Wiki page…

They did the actual soldering? Good to know there's some good strong welds there, you need some good reliable metalworkers when going after terrorists, make sure nothing falls apart mid-chase.

Isn't Joe too busy running his tattoo parlour? Diamond Joe's Inky Nib? 'Free ass tats for chicks on Wednesdays'?

There was actually a Driving Miss Daisy Crazy.

But at least you know who they are. Or you do in the films of Godfrey Ho, if one can so abuse the word 'films', in which they run around in black, red, yellow or green ninja costumes and, just in case you hadn't noticed, wear bandanas with 'NINJA' printed on them. Believe me,a Godfrey Ho ninja movie is like nothing…

Come on Spicer, you excuse for a vacuum, take on Angie Bassett. I DARE you!

True, his original surname was LaBrisket.

I suspect it is not so much for her benefit but for the good of the rest of us.