But he's very serious about 'peaceful ethnic cleansing' - no shooting, all smothering.

'What are the scales for?'
'Weighing my nuts, officer.' **gets a beating that makes Rodney King's look like a Masonic handshake**

Really must read down further before chipping in….

Sadly no. He was a lovely chap who was extremely intelligent but thought and spoke very fast, and I think sometimes his brain was doing too many things at once to merely edit speech, such as when he was taking about reading the sequel to Lonesome Dove, which he insisted was called The Streets Of Lardo.

Beat you to it. Occupado!

And here's me thinking it was just an evening of butt stuff gone wrong, and they had to make up a story to tell at the ER….

Or as a friend of mine used to pronounce it 'volumptious'. We didn't correct him.

Just a damn good lawyer!

Xmas, you lucky sod.

I'm not so sure. I think if you get to the state JMV is in now you'd envy the dead.

I tried the Old Sock method. Did absolutely nothing for the urine. Or the sock for that matter.

Leave me alone, I've got a zedache.

I'd watch this trailer but it's past my zedtime.

'… a third eye that can see in the dark, but is placed on my ass.' Yes, but at an all-time low price, with promo code UPBUM 1999, we’ve posted lots of deals on these in the past, but this is the best price we’ve ever seen. This comes with comes with all the accoutrements you’d expect form a high-end eye on the ass -…

As in Lord Nelson's last words,'Kiss me, Possum'.

Horrible f*cken' things. And we don't even have them in this country.

What a splendid chap. Now get him for a Random Roles, if Will hasn't already. A terrific read and a really interesting man. Better than most of the fuckwads in this feature.

A 7.69% return on time invested isn't good enough.

After The ABCs Of Death 2? Set fire to the money instead, at least you'll get some heat and light out if it.

Odd that Italy can produce so many cinematographers who can produce stunning results, not only the Oscar-winners like Vittorio Storaro, but guys doing giallos, horror pics, poliziottesco and action movies on amazingly tight budgets, like Sergio Salvati, Luigi Kuveiller, Gianlorenzo Battaglia, Romano Albani, Luigi…