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That evil little fascist Milo Wozzisname calls him 'Daddy' all the time, seriously.

A girlfriend of mine occasionally called hers 'the gearbox', which I rather liked.

Quatermass?

Apparently Chuck Berry's playing the inauguration.

Explains the hair colour.

I remember those days. I think Dan has said perhaps it wasn't the most sensible thing to have encouraged. So how are things in the world of Cookie Monster, Mrs. Cookie Monster and the chocolate chips?

Jeez, likening my asshole to a vulture's head…… just when I'd started to feel good about myself again for the first time after the……. unpleasantness.

Judging by that greasy little blowhole on the right buy Global Briliantine Co.® stock, now!

They cancelled Switchblade Lemurs for this?

Don't mean a thing if it ain't got that Fring. (Jesus, what have I been drinking…)

It's the new Steven Seagal pic, A Wheeze Before Dying.

I once got a present in Montreal for a friend, a black tee-shirt with the CK logo, but when you looked closer it was Cosmo Kramer.

I know of it but have never got round it. Really should, she's such a great writer.

Don't call me an aso, you illiterate fuckwipe.

I thought it was Michael Shannon.

Dustin Diamond?

Even though they stole all your punctuation.

That's my new band name, Huey Lewis' Rapidly Mummifying Head. First album should be out in June.

No, just TNT.