Spaghetti with any peanut butter & chocolate combination? You're a strange one, Janet, Auntie Maude was right.

Whatheifer you want.

No, they were poisoned in an Indian restaurant, it was a korma.

It is indeed over twenty years old. In fact next year it'll be fifty years old….
http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

There's also the end credits for Police Story 3 / Supercop, which almost verges on utter masochism, with various mistimed pops to the chops, Michelle Yeoh falling from a moving car on the highway and trying to ride a motorcycle onto the top of a moving train, through to Chan himself being hit by the camera helicopter…

This has been up for three hours and no one's mentioned Stars Wars in the header pic?

Genuine pic….
http://www.bbfc.co.uk/relea…

There's also the end credits for Police Story 3 / Supercop, which almost verges on utter masochism, with various mistimed pops to the chops, Michelle Yeoh falling from a moving car on the highway and trying to ride a motorcycle onto the top of a moving train, through to Chan himself being hit by the camera helicopter…

' This tie with this shirt, or this one?'

Even with those pudding-vulnerable eyes?

You certainly have a type. ..

'Are you now, or have you ever been? "

EGGCENTRIC!!!

'Taking a dirt nap' has a certain ring to it.

Or 'dead as the Pope's cock?'

That's dreadful, really sorry to hear that.

Maybe so, but this is three minutes of utter, eye-watering joy….
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

A friend of mine is allergic to eggs. I once joked that while his mother was pregnant she was frightened by a poacher, a joke that really went down surprisingly badly….

Each other's asses.

Who pissed on your chips, Clayton?
This isn't exactly news, having been done for about a century, and is even a major plot point in a 60's episode of The Avengers (the Diana Rigg one, not the Marvel one). It was the only way the clowns could 'copyright' their own particular look. Take a tip, Clayton, if you're short of…