First day back, eh Joe? First day back.

It's being retooled as MomCop And The Gays.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like bananas.

Doesn't work for Drew Carey either.

Speaking of sex…… Send up the Scrawler Signal!
http://www.thewrap.com/tom-…

'Sending a sausage to the seaside'.

'…a withholding asshole'. A major cause of pooping incorrectly.

Morning or afternoon? Shall I bring snacks?

'I can usually just let it slide'. So you ARE pooping correctly.

That's what the jar of crushed chillies is for….

You can't beat the cistern.

Germany's number one box-office hit!

I have a Breville sandwich toaster. Like everybody in the history of the human race who's bought one, I used it twice and put it in the cupboard. That was six years ago.

No mention of the wonderful Rachel McAdams should go without this fantastic headline.
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni…

And there goes breakfast. …

Yes, Mr. Doctuar, everything's bosoms. ….

Mean Girls: The Premature Menopause Years.

Lindsey Lohan's shed. What a delightful image.

Or The New Porker.

As in 'God, aren't you finished yet. …'