You're not kidding, I thought it actually was Udo Keir when Aleksandar Jovanovic is first seen through that distorting glass.

That was the Xmas telly highlight for me last year. Currently watching the second Rowan Atkinson Maigret.

Look, he's 31! Shouldn't you have had the 'talk' by now?

`Not so much in the West, but he's still huge in the East, after films such as Let The Bullets Fly, The Last Tycoon, the colossal hit The Monkey King, and its sequel, and the three Man From Macau pics, which reunite him with Wong Jing, and are simply immense in the East and the Mainland. He's probably given up on…

Sobieski is good stuff. Discovered that this year. I'll be buying a bottle of vodka later for consumption this evening and wondering to go either Sobieski or Stoly, or perhaps go premium for a bottle of Belvedere?

Yep, not the greatest of their output but I really enjoyed it. The recreation of the various movie tropes, even down to the make-up in that final Biblical segment, was perfect.

Don't know if you're getting the two-part Witness For The Prosecution over the holidays but that should be really good too.

Where The Boys Aren't 12: Does Not Contain Nuts

You've never walked like an Egyption?

Shame they obviously didn't give him enough oxygen. You wonder why Forrest Trump's been hidden from the public gaze?

Ten past seven in the morning and I can't get back to sleep. Five hours till the pubs open for the traditional Xmas lunchtime noggin. Will have to sustain myself with coffee with purely medicinal augmentations of brandy. Oh well….. A very Happy Xmas (or whatever particular flavour you favour) to all AV Clubbers! Let's…

And fuck-ugly with it. Sorry, but it had to be said.

A u, stop complaining, ora bad thing could happen.

A few years ago it was all thumb drives. Every festival or rights market, more USB drives than you knew what to do with. I became very popular with my more tight-fisted friends.

Swag Onion, the best Quarterback the Tijuana Pipecleaners ever had. Teti has a signed mint condition trading card of him somewhere. Signed by Helen Reddy, but still….

That might take a wee while.

….and the bearclaw was stale and tasted vaguely of earwax.

Anybody who gets me a colouring book for Xmas gets a knee in the plums.

Saw it at the LFF and completely agree.

I thought the scene of the fetus dying at the end and yelling 'Prevenge me!' with it's dying breath was a bit much….