Takes fan cervix to a new level.

Not really, with the budget and a colossal ad and marketing spend you'd probably need a multiplier of 3.5 to 3.75. With cable and streaming etc it will probably make budget but not much else.

I've always loved 'Surely every room is room tempreture'.

Actually not true. My wife says it regularly when I miss a phone call from my brother. He legally changed his christian name to '1998'. He has…. certain issues.

He's a twenty-two year old power typist.

I have investigated this HighSchool DxD of wiich you speak, to which my first impression was 'Wouldn't get many of those in an eggbox…'

Tragic Gore Vidal was reduced to such work in his latter years.

Air Bud: Sick Puppies. There's your title right there.

Dreadfully I can remember that an ad put lyrics to Eye Level, the theme from Van Der Valk, in an ad for Oranjeboom Dutch beer.

Should have embargoed the reviews till the end of January.

'Gretchen, how much would you bid for this Mason jar full of cat testicles?'

So you've got the star of Steve Jobs chasing after an Apple…..

A Mouse Lived In A Windmill In Old Amsterdam for the opening credits, and Sit On My Face, Stevie Nicks for the closing montage.

That's true, I don't think he's in Starcrash at all. I'm sure that was Christopher Plummer.

You could get rid of Netflix. Or the kids. Just saying.

They are, and if you can make them go round in different directions I'll be very impressed.

Excuse me, but the law firm of Pasty, Bony and Morose are my solicitors and commissioners for oaths, so I'd advise you to keep your libelous comments to yourself.

No, No, not a pun, what's the other one…..

Venison is a fine meat. A nicely pinkish venison steak is an absolute treat.

It's actually rewarding if you stick with it, and is somehow fitting. If you've ever seen him interviewed its obvious he would rather speak about anything, absolutely anything, than himself.