'Mine can only be set off manually.' What? The dog?

Jeez, that's…… cold.

No idea, they don't seem to feature very much in what I know of Thanksgiving dinners. Surprising really.

That was my introduction to his stuff, very impressive.

He wasn't known as 'Glen Larceny' for nothing.

Or as I like it, 'If I want shit from you I'll squeeze your head'.

I was going to go with

Tits Up For Daddy? Wasn't that a Del Shannon song?

As truly great as this is, I've always personally preferred Lancelot Du Lac.

I know what I mean….

About a minute and a half.

'I don't care what kind of dead animal is on the table.' Challenge accepted!!

Then eat some meat. Simple really…..

The hostess with the moistest……

I like the word precisely because of that…..

I've only tried roasting goose once and no one told me how much fat would come off the damn thing……… It was literally running out of the cooker and across the floor….

Neurofen is for Boxing Day in my house. Handfuls of the buggers.

But could be re-animated by a quick blast from Duracell™ Batteries!

Or OLÉ!

There used to be one near me in East London with a big almost-logo KFC sign, below which, in much smaller neon, was Karolina Fried Chicken.