'Which way do you like your weather?'

But even that is a needless US remake…..
http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Phallustines?

Not so much now, since a lot of cities have banned newsstands near monuments or tourist sights from stocking it, whereas they used to be porn stands occasionally stocking newspapers. Some of these would also have shelves at the rear of the stand selling porn DVDs, hundreds of the things. In addition most of the porn…

'Pozzi' is also pretty rude slang in Italian….

Juan Diego Botto, now there's a name to conjure with.

Yep, put one of those light strips on your TV and make the wallpaper behind it look even shittier….

That's Mum's Xmas present sorted out. …..

I very much enjoyed It Might Get Loud, but The Edge….. More fucking pedals than the Tour De France.

Very true. she's in Stephen Poliakoff's new series for the BBC, Close To The Enemy, and damnation, she's barely aged a day.

It matters if it's Aunt May…..

'They say this cat Shaft is a bad Muppet -
- Shut yo' mouth!'

*sigh* Can't even have good ol' simple fun anymore…….

Is that the mini-vac which come in six different sizes, and yet you only have to deal with three different lids, making it much easier to find the right one. Nobody's even running an eye over these things anymore.

I've got one but it'll be the last Dyson product I buy after finding he's a rabid pro-Brexiteer. So fuck him, next vac will be a Shark or a Vax.

'If the appliances of the future are going to tell us jokes, they better come correct.' I do not understand this sentence.

I thought it was Amy Adams in 2045.

Me too, just a beautiful pic, from more than a century ago. Were someone to produce this tomorrow you'd almost be tempted to think they'd overdone the Photoshop to make it so clear and crisp.

I'd have just drawn a cock and balls, which must have happened on Jeopardy at some point.

She was doing the acapella version.