No.3 was debunked. What was thought to be the Great Wall was in fact Tom Cruise's teeth.

Didn't know that about the tape, it seems to be this -
http://www.bbfc.co.uk/relea…
Will have to try to track that down somehow. Thanks for that.

You only getting this now? It opened in the UK last December. Pretty entertaining stuff if fairly nonsensical, but it's good to see how the very talented cast all commit to Ted Griffin's halfway-bonkers script.

While you were curing lepers and raising the dead, you smug little twerp?

Is your sainthood confirmed or just provisional?

Takashi Miike is currently shooting a live-action version of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, so at least that's something. ..

And just to bring a perfect week to an end, Leonard Cohen has died. Yep, whatever deities there may or may not have been, they've deserted us.

I never saw Monkhouse live but know a couple of people who saw him at corporate gigs, which seemed to be his speciality, They said that, unlike most comedians who do those sort of bookings, he was terrific, knew his stuff, threw in the expected references to the company etc, but also had a truly very funny act, very…

British comedian Bob Monkhouse was notorious for 'borrowing' material, and was nicknamed The Thief Of Bad Gags.

Latter day certainly, but one of the all-time greats is Barbara Steele, who is still going, and has just done a short, La Fantome, with Mads Mikkelsen. It's sponsored and produced by Ford to advertise a new wagon but it's on YouTube and worth eight minutes of your time.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Marx, eh? Isn't that a ……Mexican name!! I kid, with you all the way. This election is going to truly damage American politics in so, so many ways.

She was already like that when I got here!

Really? what number am I thinking of right this minute?!

'Rock the boys'? The line was 'Grab the boys' in their original.

Don't kick that off again!

No, that incident with Linda Yorba, all that hair-pulling and name-calling. In mud.

So…. woman who didn't have a number one hit two decades ago is on Twitter? Couldn't give less of a shit if I didn't have an arsehole.

Bit late now….

Or calling a Portugese a Spaniard, which is something you should do if you ever wondered what's it's like to be in the middle of a Jackie Chan set-piece.

People be cray-ative!