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Diabolik Returns
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Somebody give him the hook….

KWA - Knittas With Attitude

Why the fuck are you featuring a trailer for something as crappy as this? Or is Univision involved somehow, like 75% of all articles on this site now?

Wow, a good, happy, warm-hearted article at last, with no nasty sting in the tail. Am I dreaming this?

The Dangling Truck Nuts never got past that difficult second album….

If I click that link and get Surfin' Bird I'm coming after you….

'You're probably asking why I've asked you into my office, Jesus. Well, a position has become vacant…..'

So his ceaseless search for truth and veracity doesn't even go as far as his own date of birth? 42? My arse!

I usually get drunk off my tits when I hear the election result. Wonder if anybody's ever been arrested for taking a wizz in the election booth?

THOSE KITTENS ARE RIGGED!

All this bug-eyed crap is just an act. As Andrew Marr said when he was on his BBC programme a couple of years ago, on camera he totally wigged out, to the point that Marr shut it down, while drilling his finger into the side of his forehead as Jones yelped, howled and jumped around, and then the moment the cameras

'Enjoy'? Reminds me of London's Bedlam in the middle ages. 'Tuppence to see the loonies….'

I hope Totoro was on first.

'He's always borrowing my stuff! Still hasn't returned that pair of cufflinks he took last week….'

Over here it came out on VHS in 1989 and hasn't been available since. Luckily i have an off-air recording. Terrific little film, and a fine performance from Dreyfuss.

The original Japanese version of Speed Racer had drivers killed in firey crashes in every single episode, it was only in the English dub that the scripts added lines saying that the drivers were unharmed and had walked away. The originals were carnage all the way.

That's a strange and underrated little film. Must hunt it down again. That and Robert Benton's The Late Show would make for a perfectly matched oddball private eye double-bill.

Viscous Aspic.

'Why does this washing machine have a Decapitation Cycle?'