Oh yes……

Fuck me, that's a lot of forehead…..

If Thomas Jane married Jane Lynch…. everybody would be rather surprised…..

Very underrated pic, and a true story as well!

Have you seen Yakuza Apocalypse? He's in that.

Adkins also has a pretty tasty action scene in Doctor Strange.

I'm hoping she'll go full Stanley Unwin.

You want an unidentifiable accent? Try the one the guy playing Richard Burton in Liz And Dick was attempting. Swansea via Karachi and all points East. Hilarious.

Hasbeenian?

What?

I've always thought the idea of tossed salad and scrambled eggs was disgusting…..

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hand towels.

How about a can which can double as a Fleshlight when it's empty?

Not vodka and tonic? That's usually my poison of choice.

'Nutsack Through The Brambles' can be sung to the tune of 'Tiptoe Through The Tulips', which I have been doing for the last ten minutes and worringly show no signs of stopping any time soon.

I'm more of a Samhain man myself…

Big bags of semen are still around though…..

And, if you were lucky, the car keys.

Speaking of that coke-wizened fucking shitrag, I'm amazed this didn't get more coverage.
http://www.thewrap.com/jame…
The next story I read about James Woods better have the word 'overdose' in the headline.

Chocolate Covered Junk, the new album by Alanis Morissette.