…And soon to be banned from every Burger King on the planet.

There was a guy at school years ago who made his own from what seemed to be two chair legs and a length of old lavatory chain. Very heavy and he was useless with them, saw him nearly de-skull himself on a couple of occasions.

Shift key broken?

'When a man is tired of strip clubs, he is tired of life' - Samuel Peeps.

Wow. Who pissed on your chips?
And just so as you know -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Seeing him in concert tomorrow, very happy indeed.

18 cape-wearing people. Who possibly live on the Planet of the Capes.

Surprised by this, The Wrap review was just brutal.
http://www.thewrap.com/trol…

Language Burl! There are at least three offensive words in that sentence.

LAWN! OFF! NOW!

I've seen 'straightjacket' here more than once.

How did the leper poker player lose? He threw in his hand! I refuse to apologise.

This foot-obsessed killer has no sole. He has to be nailed, be made to toe the line, to get back instep with society, the no-good heel. I'll stop now.

Bet that's the first time Freddie Ayer has been quoted here. Happy Birthday!

Actually there is a weird sub-niche of 'clothed' porn. I mean, obviously zips and strategic buttons are undone, to allow, er, access, but there's not a lot of skin shown, which may be all part of it. A friend told me about it. No, honestly, it was….

How dangerous is Australia? This dangerous….. apparently….
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/w…

Actually No Wasps, No Figs was an early Bob Marley demo which went through several changes before being finally released.

If he could work out something to do with the piles of minced wasps he'd be in business!

Has he a name for this? I suggest the Wasp Whopper. Or I may just be giving Burger King ideas.

Your house has an awesome high-pressure spray attachment?