I like stepping on gooses! Get over it!

P.B. Zeppelin was actually the opening batsman for Warwickshire in the 1932 season.

I think Subbuteo with battery-powered floodlights was the best I could do.

That's what O'Neal does every Friday.

Hugely enjoyed Doctor Strange, most pure fun I've had in a cinema in a while, and the 3D is excellent.

Glad to hear that situation's being sorted out, what with the Police being called and everything. Good luck.

Welcome Back, Mr. McDonald is a simply joyous film, such a shame it isn't better known.

If I was given a video game console at age 7, it…… wouldn't have existed……. Bollocks, I'm old….

'Clod', fine word, good work.

I Have An Album By The Pretty Things

Keith David?

Mine's Stanley.

66.6% actually, ya lying, pinko, liberal media liar, manipulating the figures again!

R E A L L Y?????? You do surprise me!

Oh what a phrase! Can I borrow it for the weekend? I promise to return it undamaged.

Ted Nugent the child-abusing psychopath?

I won! Where's my free socks?

A fork! (Copyright Gags Beezley, 1931)

Nick Carter - Bullets And Boobs In Bangkok (1974, Onanist Publishing, Large print edition).

Upvoted for the hyphen.