Pepperidge Farm remembers, so shut ya yap if you know what's good for ya…..

I had a jigsaw puzzle like that, it was marked 'From 8 - 80 years'. That's a fuck of a long time to do a jigsaw…..

The last two paragraphs of The Hollywood Reporter review are delicious -
'By the time that Winchell and Garcia engage in a fierce battle wearing the sort of dark latex costumes that would make them very popular in certain West Village nightspots, the film has already become unintentionally laughable. As the stuntmen…

Wasn't Taylor Lautner also attached to that Stretch Armstrong pic that was also never made? Seeing a pattern here…

Directed by Ringo Lam and not bad at all….

Followed up by Viggo Mortensen's todger in Eastern Promises, or was that cut for the US version?

I forgot 'Balloon Boy', I just called him 'That poor little shit with the greedy asshole parents'.

I thought he looked like the guy in Scanners whose head blew up, but had somehow survived….

Never meant to make your daughter cry,
I apologise a million times. …

I want a subscription to The Chosun Ilbo.

Okay, first off..

Oh well, thanks for that last paragraph about the letter. (*strops razor, loosens pill bottle, loops noose over beam, turns gas on….*)

Look at the puppies on her…..

'Chicago, risk being eternally cursed by seeing Ouija: Origin Of Evil early and for free.' I suggest if you're in Chicago it's already too late….

Spy had to be imported over here, and was expansive, but I bought every issue I could find. The references I couldn't understand only encouraged me to research various aspects of US politics, business and media, and I was all the better for it.

Funnily enough I once spoke about this with a sociologist at a party (wow, what a social life I have….). It remains, obviously a very underground thing, and it was largely animals including, and you may want to skip the next bit, mice and little rabbits, but there were also apparently videos with fruit, soft…

I remember reading somewhere that either Dear Abby or Anne Landers once got this letter of abuse from a man, saying her advice was terrible, she was indeed condescending, aloof, actually quite cold-hearted etc, and finished off by saying 'I was married to a shrew like you for five days once!'
He reply was simple - 'How…

Yes, but he wanted to donate her kidney to the Bernie Sanders campaign. Poor thing was terribly confused….

Why are you asking me? How the hell should I know? My advice is that you grow a pair and find out for yourself. I'm not one of these advice jockeys like Dear Abby or Marge Proops. Sac up and find out for yourself! Either that or get a sex worker to read it to you.

Several years ago the BBC had an interview with a guy who had been on the New York vice squad and was now retiring. He was very interesting, sensible and intelligent, and mentioned 'crush videos' and how they were a part of the extreme porn underworld. He said, I thought very honestly, that although he couldn't…