The BBC has a weatherman called Thomas Schafernacker. Love that name.

What wonderfully imaginative parents.

No, 'Polyester cockwomble', that's utter genius.

"noted Donald Trump enthusiast" is wonderful.

Hmmmm… I must have been watching a different show called Scrubs with Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, John McGinley etc. Amazing they did two parallel shows with the same title and cast at exactly the same time…

Or a cheesecake I once made with mandarin orange segments and a marmalade swirl. Must try that again some time.

The question is not 'How' but 'Why' for god's sake……

Or grab his nuts.

Spin?

I want a tee-shirt saying 'Samantha Bee Oggled My Figs'.

That cat looks like it was disturbed while doing something very serious and business-like.

I saw ten minutes of an Aussie pic called Charlie & Boots a few weeks ago and had to check Imdb. Yep, that almost unrecognisable old man was indeed Paul Hogan…..

And that fabulously bizarre series The Pitts, which used to play at 2am or some ungodly hour.

I asked him how his career was going, he said 'Up and down….'

Vladimir Putin and Dan Savage born on the same day?! Now it all makes sense! Fidelity problems? Hire a sex comrade!

Lucas tried to get the Flash Gordon rights from the Alex Raymond estate but couldn't secure them, so wrote his own, via The Hidden Fortress.

This is a story about a vicious murder, by a killer who had listed several business people and celebrities and was willing to murder them for their money and possessions. Hard to see the snark or pop culture value.

Christ, are Electrolux still going? The first fridge I remember my family having was one of theirs and that was a damn long time ago.

I used to buy most Dyson stuff and was thinking about that £300 room heater that looks like an empty tennis racket, until Dyson himself came out as fiercely pro-Brexit. Never again, next vacuum will probably be Vox or Shark.

I first read that as 'rearranges its cheeseboard'.