Beyond Darkness, or La Casa 5, has some great original art. Film's actually quite decent too if you ever fancied what a Joe D'Amato-produced spin on The Exorcist and The Omen would be like.
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Wow, sort of blew the reveal a little early there, didn't they.

You were expecting a double-barrelled name?

Lucky bugger's already got Jennifer Connelly. Oi, you albino-looking nonce! Leave some for the rest of us!

There is a genuinely horrible sequence in Tomas Moodyson's A Hole In My Heart, which he luckily ensures was created by CGI.
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In competitive eating contests they call vomiting 'a reversal'.

Stupid title….. How about 'The Convict Who Couldn't Slow Down'. Much better.

Is this because he's a lesbian?

Suddenly The Parent Trap seems a lot more sinister.

There's a good bar opposite the Roundhouse, the Bartok. Classy place which has live classical music, string quartets and the like rather than the Halle Orchestra, obviously.

The Asylum should be on the phone to Filmirage immediately to get the rights to the Ator character. Sword & Sorcery idiocy at its very finest.

'So, is the fact that you have now appeared in a film by Paul Thomas Anderson the reason why you have dropped the nickname 'Weaselcock'?'

McGTalentless. (see what I did there?)

Go on. Slowly.

Can't remember that much about it now but that sounds about right, since Cannon had already done quite a bit of pre-production on it and wanted to use the sets and costumes. Lundgren wasn't returning and they apparently had some surfer dude lined up.

I remember reading the script of the never-made sequel about twenty-five years ago. It wasn't bad, (ok, wasn't that good either) and was at least more in the Masters Of The Universe, er, universe than the first. I'm sure anyone who really wants to can find it on the web somewhere.

I've never seen it but either Squidbillies or that Downton Abbey spin-off which flopped.

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As long as you've got the cash, either.

*Googles Billy The Squid*