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Diabolik Returns
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Checking out Anne-Marie Martin on Imdb you find out some very odd things, such as she was previously the actress Eddie Benton from the likes of the original Prom Night, and Sledge Hammer! is her final screen credit. But by that time she was married to Michael Crichton, with whom she had a daughter, and it is to her

Weren't expecting that, were you?

Hunter. Fred Dryer. even dressed the same as Harry Callaghan. New World tried to make Dryer a movie star with an action pic called Death Before Dishonour. It was lousy.
Guess you could say his career…..
[*puts on sunglasses……*]
Took a tumble…..
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

And nobody got the squirts off the craft services.

And apparently the talent booker had a thing for guests beginning with the letter J.

Edam right it was….

Yogurt yours one of these days…..

They should play on that and make it very, very obvious CGI, or footage from other episodes, with really obvious doubles and lots of characters shot from the back or standing behind standard lamps or chandeliers. Make it the Game Of Death of TV comedy.

Those are balls!

Nasty, nasty little pic, and more uses of the *C* word than you were used to at that time.

There is one good gag in the film, where The Unknown Comic hands out pics of himself to fans which are just pieces of brown paper with two holes punched in them. The rest is 85 minutes of PAIN…..

Firzilla is defeating Commander Candycane!!

Isn't he that survivalist fellow? Bear Gnolls?

As the famous painter and bon viveur Francis Bacon said 'Champagne for our real friends, real pain for our sham friends'.

A happy new year to all those who put up with my musings, witterings and diabolical jokes. I wish you peace, happiness and everything you wish yourself. I'd invite you all round for a drink but haven't dethawed the vol-au-vents….

Damn. Watched neither. Still, would love to see Bruce Campbell taking a chainsaw to David Schwimmer. Who's with me!?!

The review here was hilarious, and pretty accurate. It was also one of the rare Sion Sono films you can watch without wanting to cut your throat afterwards.

Circle Of Iron is one of the oddest things I've ever seen. Especially Eli Wallach as the Man In Oil, waiting for the oil to dissolve his genitals over the course of decades. Had he never heard of sulphuric acid?

The DJ at Radio Blueheart in Zombi 3. Things do not end well for him.

I think the remake plans died with Tony Scott.