Or maybe KFC Double Down Aromatherapy Candle.

I’m still waiting for the cole slaw-scented body wash.

I heard he’s a queef of naff.

The DHS site has been hacked by Cookie Monster.

“... the government will encourage deer to naturally reproduce so they can kill them later.”

But it’s six-dimensional glue eating.

Pence has four facial expressions.

Some curious colloquialisms from around the world. I want to hear Pelosi to use every on of these in reference to Trump.

I’ve decided going forward to call Trump’s tweets “skunk tinkle.”  

A real man would have the Secret Service kidnap Mueller and hold him hostage in the White House basement.

I’m pretty sure that’s from Confucius.

“Stink” does sound more likely — but I want to believe Pelosi was making a canny golden showers reference.

The “South if the United States” statement was based on voice analysis of the 911 call, which identified the caller as a stupid-ass cracker.

Starred for “Pet the cat, else it mourns.”

“Bipartisanship is another name for date rape.” —Grover Norquist, 2004

And if he wants to lie with Gusto, that’s fine too.

Supplying the referenced meme, for anyone who missed or forgot it. I had thought this was at least ten years old, but no — according to knowyourmeme, it went viral in 2015. Trump years are truly like dog years.

Check out Gritty’s half-court shot at Rutgers. Deadspin should post this. Gritty is the hero America needs.