You're making entirely too much sense. Leave now.

But they aren't investigating the phone manufacturer? Without a video to post, Facebook wouldn't have any part of this story. And what of the parents who got their underage children a phone that allows them take video? Shouldn't they be prosecuted?

I would like to sue the makers of those cork bulletin boards, because something somebody posted on one offended me.

Or causing a lot of men to not understand that a lot of women do not orgasm from P-In-V sex at all.

And more: Leading a rash of men to think that they can shove it in after engaging in a total of 5 minutes of foreplay, 3.5 of which involve a semi-BJ for them.

This.

Yes, Slate says this graphic over-estimates the number of false accusations.

I would think it would - at least in the hands of the right lawyer - smack of intimidation. He tells his 500,000 fans this woman's phone number, puts her picture online, and gives the address of her gym. If he doesn't want them to, at the very least, harass her then there was no point in all that - he could have just…

Fascinating imaginary back-story you've got there.

Because there are SO MANY false rape accusations.

Libel/slander is the problem. He says she charged him with rape, the police say she did not. So he is lying about her in a way designed to bring her harm. That's illegal.

This is how I'm hyperbolizing this conversation-

I hate my boobs. They're too big, they get in my way, and they receive way too much unwanted attention. If I was in Angelina's position, with the same risks, I would definitely have come to the same conclusion.

No I saw that flippant little comment.

It is a silly and disingenuous question. For one thing, she is a mother who presumably breast fed her children, so at one point, she did "need" those breasts for a functional purpose.

Well not everyone is so casual about losing body parts.

My mother died of Ovarian Cancer and my little sister is positive for the BRCA1 gene. She had stage 4 Ovarian cancer at 32 - her insurance paid for her mastectomy and for her reconstruction. My 3 other sisters and I all are BRCA1 negative (insurance paid for test) and have all had prophalactic oophorectomys. If you…

I would go so far as to classify that question as inhuman. If you don't know, I really can't think of a way to explain it to you.

The way everyone is carrying on you'd think she was Gwyneth or something, jeez!

Let's be real — a lot of her detractors didn't get past the headline before they clicked "Discuss."