Do you read your own articles as you post them? You put, right there in italics, a quote that invalidates your entire article:
Tanning is stupid. Stop doing it. You're killing yourselves. Besides, white people have spent this much time convincing the rest of us that pale skin is better and now they're flipping it around? Turning this shit upsidedown! I've had it! /flipstable
I don't care about the commenting format, but I already miss the side bar - I like being able to see a wider view of the articles/posts, rather than having to scroll through everything every single time.