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This sounds like precisely the event the Gathering of the Juggalos was waiting for to make them look dignified by comparison.

This show would be even funnier if it was about the Turner and Hooch characters from Scrubs.  Hooch is crazy!

Schwimmer seems like a pretty decent person. And, luke-warm take, he was pretty funny as Ross. Sure, Ross was an obnoxious and mostly terrible person. But, whether or not you liked his character, Schwimmer delivered from pretty solid comedic moments. Anytime I move a piece of furniture, I’m compelled to repeatedly yell

Supplement: Conan and Jordan have a traditional meal in Japan. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. 

I’ll be sure to change the headline to “5 best moments from Conan and Jordan’s heady melange of bafflement, fascination, exasperation, contempt, and affection”

“I want my stories!”

Well Goddammit, Indy, where doesn’t it hurt?!

Mangold: “Oh, your shoulder hurts? Well, now your back’s gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.  Anyone else’s shoulder hurt?  Didn’t think so.”  

Sure, but look how sad she looked though.

if they’re so awful then why hasn’t anyone ever had a single bad thing to say about them until now

If you can masturbate to it, then it’s porn. If you can’t masturbate to it, then you’re not trying hard enough.

Who has time for near-porn, when there’s so much actual porn out there?

You know, there’s a reason why many of us here aren’t on Twitch.

Sure, imagine all you want, that’s perfectly healthy.

Yeah, like J.R.R. Tolkien said when people kept claiming that LotR was an allegory for WWII (which he said it wasn’t), there’s a difference between allegory and applicability. Allegory is intentional and in the mind of the author, but lessons in a story can be applied to other situations whether or not the author

Fat? Hairy? Silly? Slob? Me only some of those things. Okay, me all of those things... but so much more! Anyway, me agree with Trickrick1985 that me have more range as actor and deserve to get opportunity to stretch out on show.

First Reasonable Discussions end for no reason, then the comments section being fucked up, and now the end of Wiki Wormhole?

I agree with Mackie’s larger point that fans should stop trying to read queer subtext into every close male relationship in film. People have been doing the shipping thing for a long time now in fandom circles, and it’s really not great. When there’s this push to say “oh, Frodo and Sam are definitely gay,” it degrades