“Dadrock”? “Not culturally relevant since the mid-90's”?

Or that he dated Tila Tequlla and Jessica Simpson

Really going for the Bond villain vibe there.

I was crying when, as Eric is dangling from the roof, one lady says to a guy something to the effect of “get under there ... you have to do something ... try to catch him!” The guy’s immediate reaction is to, in fact, attempt to run under him before he realizes how crazy that is, and then he says incredulously, “I…

Third sequel: You Call That a Knives Out? This is a Knives Out!

wish i could have seen it in a packed theatre, but it’s a testament to how good it is that i was still cry-lauging at home. really impressed with how lil rel stepped into that world and fit in, what a pro.

When actors and producers say “spend Thanksgiving with my family,” they mean a Brazilian model in Tahiti.

I don’t think anyone is overestimating how much they’d rather be doing that, so to speak, than be in San Diego on Thanksgiving weekend.

Like Mike Pence

I bet he plays a gnome in World of Warcraft to compensate.

To Henry Cavill: Welcome to the world of literally every woman.

She spun a career out of being an asshole who wore an AR-15 to graduation.  This is the entirety of her academic and intellectual stance.  Worse yet, she graduated from Kent State, the site of the worst government-backed massacre on University grounds.  So she’s just a low-grade troll that just can’t accept her 15…

Its because its funny as hell and she is the absolute worst of the worst.  Most of these far right media influencers can at least muster a little fake sincerity and hide the racism a tiny bit, bit not her. She is all our in front of it.  She is about a week away from doing a live stream where she shows everyone how to…

Yeah, and you’re commenting on it.

THE AV CLUB

He’s 56. Time is coming for you too, and it is undefeated. 

Watched this movie last night and I was surprised, there are so many hilarious moments that aren’t in the trailer at all. I was worried it’d be like watching a bunch of episodes of The Eric Andre show and get tiring after a while, but there’s enough of a story to keep it going without losing its flow.

Paramount’s stewardship of the Transformers movie rights has thus far been largely a disaster

Larry McMurtry died. Are we going to get an AV Club obit? (Did I miss it?) He’s a bit of a big deal.

I mean they did have a white boy summer when we came around and uh turned them into drug addicts and stole Hong Kong because uh they didn't want to give us tea.

Life is like a box of white boys...