“Okay but what does BetterUp actually do?”

There’s a difference between one person having a breakfast smoothie and ethically sourced beef and the other person selling a $55 stone that goes in your vagina with no scientific benefit.

Hmmm I missed the part where he was selling snake oil...

Thomas Middleditch is what you’d get if you asked someone to draw a caricature of a white man running a pick-up artist seminar at a gaming convention.

We had Meat do a Cameo for my dad’s birthday. One of my brothers had us add “Your kids said to send nudes. And I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that” to the suggestion box. Meat didn’t quite understand, and the result was really, really funny. This video is one of my prize possessions.

On a more serious note, and people wonder why people let this stuff continue.

I had no idea you wrote for the New York Post.

They gave him a choice to review this or the Snyder Cut

I only ever saw the first one (in the theater, no less!) and would only consider watching the later ones if I was super high. But my wife wouldn’t go for that, so that probably won’t happen any time soon.

“Does anybody even like me?”

Anyone who gives a fuck about Bucky...is a Sugar Baby with some serious self-esteem issues.

He isn’t saying that he created Bucky.

Yes but Eddie Murphy was voiced by Eddie Murphy.

The movie has actually been praised for its strong character work, and I’ve seen harsh critics turn their mind around for Snyder because of it all over the net.

His favorite movie is Tango & Cash.

Now, that’s just crazy talk. He uses Betamax.

I imagine him still having a VCR, just for porn.

How is this news? Next will we find out he’s in a dad band, or that when he goes out to the garage, he just looks at porn on his phone and sighs?