Drew Carey looks like the homeless version of David Letterman with that beard.

They’ll be in the woods in California. Rodgers is from there, and that’s where he lives in the off season. It’s not like he plays for the Packers because he’s partial to living in Green Bay.

No one can top John Goodman as Tripp.

And this ridiculousness is why the monarchy isn't long for this world. Who gives a shit about flower girls wearing tights? 

Joke of the year in 2020 was Shaun Diston and Scott Aukerman, while discussing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, referring to New York as “sort of like the fifth turtle.”

nah, I heard it was the Muslim freeze ray from the Moon.

WacoVision.

Hang out there, baby.

We were all so naive back then.

The tree appears to be an antifa plant.

That kitten isn’t even American!

Whisker?!? Hardly knew ‘er!

I’m going to go out on a limb and say this kitten didn’t climb that tree.

I get how in this case there may be collectors who would scoop up a banned/discontinued book as a curio, but it’s hilarious to think of the people who champion problematic artists/art.

It’s not an awful space and could be nice with a little remodeling. The kitchen is tight, but it looks like a true loft and it shouldn’t be hard to expand it some. But I imagine anybody in Omaha with a $1.5M housing budget would be using that money to get out of Omaha.

“So which lounge am I in? Gucci? Mercedes?”

FYI, Ireland just changed her name to Irlanda. 

The nerd in me wants to say there is a big difference in wavelength between infrared and microwave, but I’ll let the joke stand.

My current favorite Gwyneth quote:

How do you get a microwave to work with the door open? Just asking...