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You giving me the high hat?

“I won’t be intimi...intimately penetrated!
No, I mean I won’t be intimidated by penetration! I welcome it!
Wait, I don’t mean I welcome it. I just need a warning - at least a few seconds.”

If anything this whole thing has made me more empathetic towards her and more interested in her upcoming projects.

I’d rather get scurvy.

Sure, it’s easy to say that when they don’t even post the trailer.

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He also shot to a level of fame he didn’t have before not by means of talent but because he fucked up big time at an international event.

Jupiter’s Legacy looked like they were trying cash in on the popularity of The Boys but they just don’t have the balls to go full Ennis.

[Harrison Ford and Phoebe Waller-Bridge are bound by ropes as the death cult surrounds them. The head priest of the cult emerges from a cave in a long ornate gown.]

What did you expect from someone called Chanandler Bong?

They also unleashed Kate and Jon Gosselin onto the world.

Mamet doing this movie always reminded me of when Martin Scorsese did ‘Age of Innocence’. You had two directors known for gritty and tough underbelly-type movies making a sharp turn into a soft-spoken, aristocratic period piece. In both cases you get to see a great director stepping out of his comfort zone and showing

When they used ‘KKK Princess’ in the headline you’re expecting some crazy shit but after reading the story you realize it’s major hyperbole.

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I don’t think the Oldman movie is lackluster at all. Understandably it has to be tighter and shorter than the Guinness mini-series but I thought the cast and direction were top notch.

“Yes, I am totally vaccinated. And this second ticket is for my totally hot Canadian girlfriend who will be joining me once the lights dim.”

It looks more like the Legion of Doom headquarters.

The truth is that Action Dads don’t give a fuck what you think! Now take out the garbage and make sure the lids are on tight!

I think eventually they’re just going to break him apart and sell off his parts.

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I just got a flashback to the Aerobicise videos that used to air on Showtime. They were definitely not very instructional and especially hard to ignore as a pre-pubescent boy.

I watched their video too and love how they pointed out it was a bland remake of Aliens with several of the same beats.