It’s probably bad manners to guess who said what (and 69ing is the height of decorum) but I would put a large sum on Bobby Finger for “I’d sooner die”

There is a significant height between my husband and I and it is just awkward to 69 and causes unnecessary neck strain.

Last time would have been 2014 p, the second half of the year I think? The boy likes it but I’m not a fan, am convinced that I’ll smother him with my giant flubbery thighs and backside, so have to be on the bottom, or that he will spot toilet roll stuck to my arsehole. Not sure which one would be worse.

“too worried about pooping” is basically my life motto

New Years Eve. If we started in 2015 and finished in 2016 does it count for this year or last?

I don’t understand why that scene wasn’t followed by Paige killing herself. Because that’s how that would have worked out in my house.

I hate it. There seems to be soooo much more slobber involved than in regular oral and I’m too distracted by sucking cock to enjoy what the guy is doing. Also, asphyxiation by scrotum is not what I want my mother to read on my death certificate. Do not want.

1918 is only a troll response if someone on staff is not a vampire

OK I feel like I need to explain why I think 69 is great cause most people seem to disagree. So at first I agreed with most of you that it sucks, mostly because of the not really being able to concentrate fully on either giving or receiving. The trick I found is if you have your partner give you head first and bring…

I can’t find the video, but this would be a great place to link that scene in The Americans where Paige walks in on her parents and is shocked to find them... not doing spy stuff, just 69ing each other.

I only do Extreme 69ing.

“too worried about pooping” random Jezzie staffer, know in my heart you are my favorite.

There’s an old Jezebel thread where we went over this. 69 is just not satisfying- it’s hard to give when you need to concentrate on receiving. It’s a waste of time and at the most one partner gets pleasured while the other does the damn work but the one who o’s thinks they’ve accomplished something.

HATE. Couldn’t tell you the last time. I like to keep my nose on the “right” side of the equation because I’m a prude who is scared of buttholes.

To my memory the last time I did it was in 2001.

i have never because i am too short.

In OKLAHOMA, no less.

I’m stunned, really. Have been for over a month.

I’m not a huge spender and I wear fake diamond earrings but bags are my thing and I have a collection of designers bags (Celine, Prada, Chloe, Balenciaga Etc...). It’s not ridiculous and wasteful, it’s my personal splurge and something I love to treat myself too. But I would never ever spend $350 on a belt. In my…

They were just using their black highlighters to point out all the most important stuff!

I really didn’t think this colossal political and social fuck up could get worse. Guess I was wrong.