I am reminded of a case, years back, in which a very wealthy couple used their children as pawns in a divorce battle (if I have any lacunae in my memory of this, I am sure some J-belles will let me know); and the judge was finally so tired of their shenanigans that she ‘awarded’ the house to the children, and ordered…

For the record, I’m refusing to spend Christmas with Madonna as well.

“...the case against him began when he Snapchatted a picture of his penis to a 16-year-old; the girl told her parents, who called the FBI.”

From one of the linked articles

I hope those women get a nice sum from the department of education. From the gothamist article linked

I never heard of it either and I graduated from law school in 1991. At first I thought it was a horrible typo that should have been “battery” but then I looked it up.

Thank you for the explanation. I was really wondering what the hell that charge was and why I had never heard of it before.

My brother and I were probably teens/pre-teens when my dad served us fried onion rings that were really chewy and had a weird flavor. Turns out that shit was calamari and now I hate it on principle

I’m super late on this, but when I was 4 or 5, I was presented with eggs benedict at a fancy breakfast. I did not want to eat them because they weren’t scrambled. So my dad told me that I used to eat them all the time “when you were younger”, and that I loooooved them. I gobbled them right up.

That is probably the best fuck up a kid lie I have ever heard.

Not me, but my best guy friend was dating a giant bitch for a long time an he was delusional and wouldn't see it. We all knew she was cheating on him but he wouldn't listen. He found a condom wrapper in her garbage can and she said she used it on her vibrator, and he called me to ask if that's a thing that girls…

Not a story about the first time I had sex, but a pretty good one: the first time my ex and I tried to have sex, we were interrupted just as we were about to cross the plane (as it were) by a phone call from her mother informing her that her sister (who was neither married nor in a relationship) was pregnant. I swear…

Age: Me, 18. Him, 16? I think?

Age: 16... the year was 1989.

(I wrote this as a myspace blog post in '06)

Age: It was ageless, man.

Age: 15 (His age: 19? Maybe?)

Age: 23 (almost 24)

Age: 16

Age: 18