You don’t need to hope that Mayweather will win. McGregor doesn’t belong in the same boxing ring, and Mayweather will wreck his shit. This is known.

Well then you’ll be angry and one handed, but at least you’ll be full.

Fast forward to his Hall of Fame induction ceremony and this angry lil fella will shed a tear and write a Facebook post about how lucky he was to have gotten to watch him play.

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

Ahhh Detroit, where Hall of Fame careers are nurtured, locked in a car seat, and rolled slowly into the river. Because if Mommy can’t have you, no one can

“...it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.”

It could have been worse, al Davis could have listened to lane Kiffin and drafted him instead of purple drank.

Why are tennis fans, and the networks, not putting more pressure on Wimbledon to get rid of the outrageously anachronistic and elitist middle Sunday? How great would it have been for some of us plebeians to watch this fantastic match, which should have occurred on a Sunday. I was stuck at work monitoring the score on…

Total Quarterfinals not reached by Nadal in the previous 6 Wimbledons (including one not played): 6

His contract is the most remarkable considering how he ended his season giving up ON THE FLOOR, IN FRONT OF THE WORLD against the Spurs, without Kawhi.

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, who has known Wasserman for more than 30 years.

Makes up for that horrible attempt earlier in the day.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Imagine if someone left accounting and people got this map. “He was a bum!” and then burn their time sheets/computers/novelty mugs.

The implication that teams (and fans) are “giving” these players “everything” out of anything other than self-interest is particularly hilarious

I’ll never understand why people get so butthurt about an adult who has every right to take whatever job he wants doing just that.

At any point in his career prior to now did Hayward actively choose to stay in Utah? They drafted him, and then he was a restricted free agent who signed an offer sheet with another team that Utah matched.

How is it a production car if they haven’t produced nor sold any?

Unions can be awesome without it being the case that every union does well in collective bargaining every time.